The Real Housewives of Potomac
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FellowReal Housewives of Potomacfans, the time has finally arrived.
Lets pivot to Gizelle a bit.
Shes trying her hardest to be a bit more approachable, but it doesnt feel natural.
Theres nothing subversive about being an academic who listens to trap music.
So I mean, congrats, youre about as nuanced asAri Melber.
The hot professor-slash-commentator-slash-lifestyle influencer-slash-all around bad-bitch and supermom is quite a mouthful for a multi-hyphenate.
Her declining to invite Ashley to two events in a row isnt witty or conniving it just … is.
Fecal matter played a surprisingly strong supporting role in this episode.
What other TV show is giving you camp at this level?!
Did they not see J.Lo inHustlers?
A carousel around the pole is like, entry-level stuff.
You would have thought she did an inversion the way that the ensemble was carrying about.
They are just not good dancers, and we, unfortunately, haveway toomuchfootagethat reinforces that.
The second Candiace places that microphone in her hands, I knew we were in for a long trip.
My Airpods would have been in my ear so fast.
Thats technically true, but they still wouldnt know my last name if you asked.
Is Askale going to step up to the plate at some point?
