The Real Housewives of Potomac
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But I think its time we talk about what the fuck is happening with Karen.
Lets get to it.
I can only assume there are hundreds of films in the Lifetime TV-movie canon dedicated to this very idea.
They have enough representation.
For a house shes allegedly renting.
What kind of Dickensian celebration would that be?
Also, Karen says that her marriage is stressed because shes devoted herself 150 percent to LaDame perfume.
Karen hires a model to perform a medieval-style song inviting them to the Huger estate.
The show intercuts all the other women watching and reacting to the video.
Its time for another reconciliation attempt between Candiace and Ashley.
Ashley manages to hit every single chair and table with her stroller on the way in.
Candiace says she wants to be accountable for what she says and what she does.
She was tweeting horrible things about Ashley.
I stopped and you dont give me any respect for that.
You dont get credit for not calling her a roach once youve already started.
Ashley was actually in labor when Candiace was tweeting those things.
PROBABLY?!?!
Youprobablywouldnt have called her a white mans concubine if you had known she was in labor.
Goddamn it, Candiace!
I understand that the way I opined was hurtful to you.
Just apologize for saying completely hurtful things because you wanted to hurt her feelings.
Ashley is willing to forgive but reminds Candiace that she shouldnt hold a grudge.
Robyn tells Gizelle that Wendy told her that Candiace called Gizelle a monster, because of course she did.
The only fantastic thing about this is Robyn answering a FaceTime call during a lash-extension appointment.
Later that night, Monique is putting her kids to bed with minimal help from Chris.
Does anyone think that Chris does much of anything with his kids?
Chris just says, Well, you used to cook.
Why even are men?
What is the point of them?
Sir, she had a baby a few months ago.
Chris says hell plan a date, but he plans on something else that night.
Nothing like a completely transactional approach to relationships to set the mood!
Gizelle has her friend Kal come over to address a positively busted wig.
She also thinks that they can just turn on affection for their father in a heartbeat.
probably isnt getting them there.
Its time for Karens party and WOW.
Robyn arrives and shes carrying three pizzas.
Robyn is a genius.
Karen screeches and pretends that its totally fine that Robyn brought pizzas.
Gizelle and Candiace step to the side to have a little chat.
Gizelle gets it going by asking, So Im a monster now, huh, bitch?
Again, Candiace says that she didnt intend to be messy.
How do you not intend to be messy by calling someone a monster?
Gizelle just calls her rude, immature, and wrong.
Bitch, aint nobody know that.
Karen says that Kay-Yonce lives within her as Ray heads upstairs to go to bed.
Next week, TChallas Revenge!!
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