The Real Housewives of Potomac
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
For something to shake me to my core.
Even if its just for a moment.
Was it baking sourdough?
No, it was not.
Was it a puzzle?
No, it most certainly was not.
Was it Patti LaBelle vs. Gladys Knight?
But that feeling faded.
Youre goddamn right it did.
Lets get into it.
I think some of those clips were from Candiaces third-grade dance recital.
Were still at the winery.
Monique is still flipping Candiaces hair and asking her Do you want me to?
Do you want me to?
when suddenly, theres a flurry of hands.
It was a whirlwind and it was EXHILARATING.
I feel positively electric.
The producers rush in to pull Monique off Candiace and usher her into a hallway.
Candiace immediately starts running her mouth again.
If your mouth got you into this mess, SHUT IT.
She screams that Monique is a Hoodrat ass bitch.
First of all, shut the full hell up.
She asked for it.
Monique also claims that she completely lost control and doesnt remember what happened.
Oh, bullshit, Monique.
Then Ashley comes back from the bathroom.
What a fucking delight.
Plus she was in that quirky lil cape.
This is where I knew that this woman was completely unhinged.
Shes jogging through a rustic, autumnal winery lot trying to murder a former Miss United States.
What about the emotional states of the other women?
Well, Robyn and Gizelle are standing around alternating between laughing and complete horror.
I mean … Monique seemed intent on beating Candiaces ass, so we were gonna end up here.
Do I particularly care?
I dont think so.
A hand camefrom her sidethat she believedcame from Candiace who was standing directly in front of her.Monique was ready.
Its the morning after the fight and … there isnt enough story to support the rest of this episode.
But seeing the fight almost unedited makes up for it.
So in her mind, Donald Trump is going to watchReal Housewives of Potomacand say, Ah!
Ive got to keep discriminating against Black American women!
This is what you get!
Im Donald Trump and everything is terrible!
Youre fired, Black ladies of America!
Also, can 13- and 14-year-olds in Atlanta work in a restaurant?
Is it child labor if its your own child?
Her dad says he just wants Gizelle to be happy and she has to trust her gut.
He also says that Jamal has six or seven baby mamas and this is a bad idea.
I have to agree.
Literally no part of this equation is a good idea.
Getting back together with your cheating ex-husband with multiple children scattered around the country?
Opening a restaurant in this economy?
Monique and Candiace check in with their respective Chrises and everyone is upset with Monique except Monique.
She is surprised that her husband would be disappointed with her when Candiace was totally asking for it.
while Monique is justifying trying to scalp another woman.
It is both terrifying and ironic.
Monique cant go after Chris, so her anger needs an outlet.
Girl, who cares?
What answer could he give?
Is there just one script when it comes to men cheating?
Ashley says that he needs to be more disciplined and he agrees that he will in the future.
What, my guy?
Finally, lets see whats up with Karen post-fight.
What year are all these men living in?
Its 2020 where I am and GrubHub exists if youre hungry, Ray.
Ray also wont agree to go to couples therapy, so Karen gently suggests a life coach.
This woman is not a trained mental-health professional.
Shes trained in asking questions from anOMagazine relationship questionnaire and throwing it to Screamin Gene for weather and traffic.
This is A BAD IDEA.
Dear God, someone on this show find a real therapist.
Well, this woman pretending to be a therapist starts diving in and asking them questions about their relationship.
They are on VERY different pages.
You cannot chuckle when youre revealing to your partner that you may not have feelings for them anymore.
Especially if the reason is youre not getting enough attention.
Then the radio host is just like, Well, sometimes the truth hurts!
Do something, lady!
You uncovered this with your Table Topics cards!
She takes off her shoes and gets her mic taken off.
