The Real Housewives of Orange County
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But much like her house, it is a promise that is glitzy but almost entirely empty.
Will she save it?
Unclear, but it certainly didnt feel like any season ofRHOCthat weve been used to.
The start of the episode feels a little bit likeIt: Chapter Two.
Now they all have to get back together to slay the clown once again.
Did kids get younger, or am I just … old?
Youre paying a chef for pizza?
Oh no, sister.
Do not waste your chef money on pizza.
The best part of this meeting is that we find out that Shane Simpson finally passed the bar.
Shannons daughter Stella, however, continues to be a star.
Get this kid onVanderstupid Droolsimmediately.
Maybe she can save the franchise.
First is Nicole, a friend of Heathers whose daughters shared the same dance class.
That is even before the season started airing, so strap in ladies and gentlegays.
She does, however, have a sex dungeon.
As far as a dungeon goes, its pretty tame, but even looking at it, Im exhausted.
All of those accoutrements just seem like so much effort.
Of the new women, Dr. Jen, who is a plastic surgeon, is my favorite so far.
Then Jen tells us that until recently he was a full-time father.
I think I just ovulated.
This is a long way from Barton G and CUT Fitness.
(The name stands for Currently Undergoing Transition.)
Last season we had Ginas sad condo, Elizabeths camo overalls, and Shannons rental property.
While this is fun, it does seem a bit different for OC.
Gina is not hoity-toity, and while Emily makes good money, shes not glamorous.
It is all a little too much, though.
I mean, a button you push for champs?
A whole room for champs?
Heated towel drawers and champs warmers?
Is any of this worth it?
Do we really need any of it?
But itsa loot(which is a lot with too manyOs).
The drama isnt just about Heather, though, even though it.
Their children went to preschool together.
Wait, but wouldnt Heather know that?
Why would she then introduce her as her friend?
Emily asks the important question: what is Shannons endgame here?
