The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Yeah, same sister.
They all know that it coming out is as inevitable as at least one member of BTS.
Emily asks Nicole if its true that she sued Terry, and she says yes.
This is the only time that someone should yell, She said yes!
and it should never have anything to do with someone popping the question in an overpriced restaurant.
She did sue Terry.
And she has been friends with Heather for six years and never brought it up?
What kind of crazy con is this?
Is she Dirty Johns sister?
This starts one of the greatest exchanges inHousewiveshistory.
But I am sitting, Emily, who is indeed sitting, says to Nicole.
Sit with your … she gestures around her neck to indicate Emilys asymmetrical top.
you’re gonna wanna direct this anger at someone else.
Go eat your sushi, bitch.
You just sat there and talked about how youre so uneducated.
All youve ever done is be a mom, and youre going to call me stupid?
Emily is now shouting.
Like the Hulk, you do not want to see Emily Simpson angry.
Well, that and how good she looks in a one-piece.
And Gina goes to her!
Its like she uses the voice fromDune.
Gina knows her place; she knows where her loyalty needs to lie, and it is with Emily.
(No, its not aMarlon Brandon inThe Wild Onemotorcycle jacket, its aTim Allen inWild Hogsmotorcycle jacket.)
He finally realizes who Nicole is.
Apparently, the suit was dropped, and Terry laughs about it and thanks her for dropping it.
Heather is also fine with this, says that theyre friends and she deserves a second chance.
Anna Delvey learned everything she knows from Nicole.
How is no one focusing on this?
How is no one focusing on Nicole?
Ugh, this is my problem with Shannon.
She wants to play the game and totally skate away from the consequences.
She stays late at the party to apologize to Heather one more time.
She tells Heather she is really a loyal and trustworthy person.
Heather yells at her.
Finally, someone tells the truth.
But it keeps coming back to this thing with Heather, Terry, and Nicole.
You are all missing the point!
If I was Heather, I would begladthat Shannon told me.
Just dont do it in my house.
What I really keep coming back to, though, is how off this whole thing feels.
People always ask how real the show is, and I think thats asking the wrong question.
Heather seems so high-handed and imperious, so careful not to upset anyone, so clearly paying the part.
Nicole seemed there to fight and take on Emily with her canned insults to secure herself a job.
Theyre like unskilled trainees.
This fight had all the fireworks and some great comedy, but it wasnt revelatory at all.
That isnt happening here.
Were focused on who said what to whom and why Shannon would do this.
As if any of us are going to care.
