The Real Housewives of Orange County
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What the hell is Elizabeth talking about?
This was the bait-and-switchiest reveal since Oprah let everyone in the audience know they werebeing attacked by killer bees.
Ride a bike up a hill?
Throw an ax at a target?
This is not safe for anyone.
What happened to sitting on a roller coaster and doing nothing but having the piss scared out of you?
Braunwyn and Elizabeth go to throw axes and shit.
Braunwyn cops to being bored in lockdown and being a shitty person and that is what motivated her.
I love a Housewife who will cop to being awful, so this is great.
That is everyones problem with Elizabeth; her stories never stack up.
I dont think Elizabeth is lying about this.
From what weve already heard, her childhood was not a good one.
She cant put them into a framework, never mind a cohesive narrative.
Thats a much better use of your money than renting a condo just for all your feather boas.
(For some reason, I suspect all of Elizabeths clothes are actually Mae West cosplay looks.)
Seriously, it is an airborne virus.
You may as well just French kiss at this point.
Its about as safe.
The foreshadowing here isnt even subtle.
Meanwhile, back at home, Shannon and Emily are still dealing with the fallout of the coronavirus.
Yes, I think Shannon actually wanted to test positive.
How else could she get the most attention out of this pandemic?
How else could she most make people feel sorry for her and her lung condition?
Its not by dodging the bullet day after day at home.
There is nothing scarier than the unknown.
But at that point, screeching about it is not going to help it or make it go away.
She just has to wait and see.
She could have some optimism and hope for the best.
Here are girls who are scared themselves.
The show does an amazing thing and juxtaposes Shannons journey with Emilys.
Emily is at home trying to care for three children under the age of 10.
Yes, thats exactly right.
Emily is putting herself and her own well-being second to be strong and caring for her children.
This is what survival looks like.
This is what grace under pressure looks like.
