The Real Housewives of Orange County
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We have flies, but they are appropriate, she tells him.
Theyre on like shit and garbage but not the food in your house.
Thank you, Gina!
In the Northeast, flies are for picnics and dumpsters; in California, flies are everywhere.
Does socialism make these creatures more aggressive?
Is it the legal weed?
Are these flies just stoned and dont know that their rightful place is not among the civilized?
But wait, hadnt she gotten the papers when she was talking to everyone last week?
Or do the events of this episode happen the day after she meets with Shannon and Gina at lunch?
The timeline is fuzzy.
However, what is not fuzzy is that Noella is a mess.
She is a mess.
Meanwhile, Noella blubbers, I need a hug.
Will you come hug me, and begs her for some human contact.
Nicole does it, but she also just wants it to end.
She wants the check.
Get up, she instructs Noella, who is salting the soil with the deluge of her tears.
There are a lot of people around.
This might surprise you, but I am actually on Nicoles side here.
Nicole wants no part of this and knows that Noella is embarrassing both of them.
Nicole is right to get her out of there.
This is a breakdown that needs to happen in private.
She could have invited Noella over.
We have a few minor side visits in this episode.
Heather goes for champs at Dr. Jens house.
Sophie is the best because she goes to Dr.
Moon and is like, I dont even believe this.
I only do it for my mom, and I want her to sit at my lunch table forever.
Hes been trying since he graduated from law school in 2003.
He has been trying to pass the bar since three yearsbeforethis here television program debuted.
That was like AOL chatroom years.
That is the year Crazy in Love came out.Friendswas still on!
Britney hadnt even been captured by her father yet.
That is how long Shane Simpson has been trying to pass the bar.
Shannon says, I didnt say that?
Emily says, Let me get Heather.
Heather says, Oh, she totally said that.
Shannon says, Gosh, why are there flies everywhere?
Here is the thing.
Shannon is totally called out.
She says shes not a gossip.
She says shes not a bad person.
But that doesnt mean Im in love with Heather Dubrow.
What is that scene out on Emilys lanai?
She has to play by this phony moral code all the time that she makes everything more difficult.
That is a massive lapse in judgment.
Someone,anyone, needs to yell at Nicole and tell her shes insane.
Heather, however, is not done with Shannon.
This will cost a lot.
And I am not saying this as a threat.
I am saying it as a promise.
Who wrote this speech for her?
And what promise is she making exactly?
Is she going to get her fired from the show?
Is she going to kidnap Archie?
Is she going to tell everyone that Lemon-Aid is not made with real Lemon or real … No.
Do not do it.
Brian James Moylan, you will not make an AIDS joke.
That is bad and not funny.
If you do, Heather will come for you and destroy everything.
She will probably somehow do it with flies.
