The Real Housewives of New York City
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We see all the women getting the news thatBethenny is leavingon their devices.
Ramona, of course, says, I dont want to even acknowledge it, its so stupid.
Luann, of course, has a very different opinion.
Luann then says, Like they say on Broadway, the show must go on … without you.
For me, there was one scene to prove it.
Luanns probation after her arrest is finally over.
This is the gold we need.
This will get us through whatever tough times lie ahead.
No one does it like the New York ladies, and I think they proved it throughout the episode.
We were gifted another treat right after that.
Martin tells Tinsley before she boxes she has to take her hoop earrings out.
Aaaannnndddd … nobody gives a fuck, he tells her.
Then she says she is losing part of herself when she takes her lashes off, too.
Aaaannnndddd … nobody gives a fuck, he repeats.
That is what we need right now.
Martin is the solution.
The class revolution starts now.
We go around the horn and check in on all of the other ladies.
Sonja is sad that her daughter has been shipped off to UPenn (good school!
No one is sadder than Ramona, however.
I really hope this leads to a reconciliation with Mario.
You know, all the prerequisites for being cast on the show.
Leah acquits herself nicely at Dorindas party, her first official event as a Real Housewife.
Ramona is complaining about being alone and shes turning away hot slabs of manflesh like this guy?
Thats sort of like showing up at a Sizzler (remember restaurants, guys?)
and talking about how there is absolutely nothing to eat.
Its a trick you gotta see to believe.
Sonja is trying to score with him because Ramona is always stealing her men.
My favorite floozie seems to be about 20 years too young for William, anyway.
She is undeterred and says that someone needs to wake up and smell the Sonja.
What exactly does Sonja smell like?
Sonja should bottle this scent and call it Rarely Used French Chateau.
Dorinda is mad that Tinsley doesnt share with the group.
This seems kind of like a fight about the show.
Dorinda is mad that Tinsley isnt saying things on-camera that are then coming out in the press.
Its as if she feels like Tinsley is guarding too much of her life from the camera.
Im not sure exactly what Dorinda wants from Tinsley.
We all negotiate the relationships in our lives and how much information were sharing with those around us.
Tinsley is on-camera in a circus outfit sobbing about how miserable she is.
Shes sharing her makeups and breakups with Skott the Koupon King.
What, exactly, is Dorinda looking to get out of her?
The spat continues, and Dorinda gets up and starts mocking Tinsley.
Youre going to miss the bus.
As she approached a corner, a black Suburban pulled up alongside her and the window rolled down.
Hey, Beautiful, Tinsley heard in a familiar voice.
She turned toward it and shrieked, half-scared and half-excited to see Skott sitting in the car.
He closed the door, and Tinsley noticed that there was another figure in the window, a redhead.
