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What are they going to continue into?
More lifeless, boring, half-assed shenanigans at Boniva Cliffs, Ramonas Hamptons getaway?
Thank the Catholic Jesus for putting us out of our collective misery.
But I cant just moan and complain through the entire season.
(Imagine the BuzzFeed font, okay?)
There are very few desserts on earth that I wont eat.
There are only two desserts I hate: flan and tiramisu.
Can we get a prequel of this, just?
Its likeParty Girlbut all drugs and no libraries.
Leah says she had great experiences at those parties.
Oh, Sonja Tremont Morgan of the Cluck You Chicken in a Pot Morgans, never change.
But shame on Luann for convincing her friends from Abu Dhabi to rent Sonjas place for four months.
Thats like asking them to stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
#SaveEmma: Im so happy that the #SaveEmma movement started after this episode.
Yes, we need to free Sonjas only paid employee.
Is she chained in the basement along with the vats of Wesson oil?
And because she lives there, Emma got COVID when Sonja did.
This sounds like a very unsafe work environment.
Thank God, hes not a millennial or he never would have responded.
Usually, these lost family story lines end up being awful.
But theyre talking, and Eboni has been welcomed into the family!
Luann says, They were in the snow, not in the dirt.
Um, do you know how gross snow is?
Its filled with sand and salt from snowplows as well as all sorts of animal droppings.
I think snow is dirtier than dirt, and Luann should know that.
Whats amazing about this is theres no one else in the room.
This is just Sonja not being able to contain her inner monologue.
When Luann tries to confront her at Ramonas, Sonja immediately launches into an apology.
Luann, however, needs to be heard and tells Sonja she wont be her punching bag.
But I think Luann is focusing on the wrong thing.
To cap it off, Ramona gets a call from Aviva Dreschers ex-husband just as the game concludes.
Theyre totally boning, arent they?
(She said chicken soup, but Im giving her big Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. energy here.)
I am so over this man, this can of Coors Light sipped through a straw.
He should be begging!
Thats all it will be.
The two of us in a room with our tender caresses and longing glares filmed for posterity.
