The Real Housewives of New York City
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But the whole crew was there.
Bershan asked Sonja if she was drunk and Sonja was like, What did you ask me?
If they say yes, they are slightly tipsy.
Sonja is clearly off her face.
Now, remember, we dont see any of this.
We have to hear Leah recounting the narrative.
Because none of it makes any sense.
There is no story to follow.
Theseartistesare the best that our nation has to offer.
(DAgostino, not Girardi.)
And this is the best these geniuses could do.
That is because Sonja was making absolutely no sense.
A Palm Beach cruiser full of drunk Housewife worse.
Ramona talks to Bershan and tells her that she cant come for Sonja like that.
You were pushing her envelope, Ramona says.
I am firmly on Bershans side in this one, though.
Sonja was definitely provoking her and got way too close to her personal space.
Also, how is Bershan supposed to know all of Sonjas issues or triggers?
Anyway, Ramona convinces her to apologize when she did little wrong.
That is the only reason they had to ride 40 minutes?
There wasnt a store or an attraction or at least a mildly creepy graveyard somewhere nearby?
They drove the equivalent of all the way to Merrick, Long Island and back for a boat table?
), its time to go to a seance, which is at a restaurant with table-shaped tables.
This is when Lu, Ramona, and Leah decide to have the worlds worst intervention.
You would not, should not in a bar.
You would not, should not on a trip.
You would not, should not nipple slip.
You would not, should not be a meanie.
You would not, should not over an espresso martini.
She is no longer fun to be around, no longer fun to watch when shes that wasted.
Yes, her workplace usually encourages the consumption of alcohol, but for Sonja, its no longer working.
Maybe it was always going to take a seance to finally get through to Sonja.
(My money is on Lu.)
Theres some dude there who tries to give a message first to Bershan.
Everyone looks at this guy like he just opened a giant Tupperware full of egg salad on the bus.
Next, he asks if Luann has an uncle figure in her life.
Can I give you his message anyway?
No, dude, you cannot.
You are crazier than a spider in a Dodge minivan.
Finally, Marion, the main medium (would that make her the large?
), is like, Dude, hold my kombucha and pay attention.
Then she talks to Ebonis grandmother and loves her attitude.
Marion is either legit or had a very long planning meeting with the producers.
When she gets to Ramona she is talking to Ramonas younger brother, who died two years ago.
She says she neglected her brother at the end of his life because she couldnt fix him.
But its Sonja who has the real breakthrough.
Through Marion he says hes mortified for what he did to Sonja and is trying to apologize for it.
Sonja nods and sobs.
She tells Sonja that she needs to seek help for this.
Ive recently started seeing a healer, Sonja says.
Yes, Sonja needs a bit more.
She needs so much more.
She needs Marion to never leave her side, figuring out her problems and prescribing her solutions.
She needs to admit to herself, her friends, and the world what is wrong with her.
She needs to talk to her damn therapist about her father, already.
How did that not happen in the first session?
Marion figures her out in ten minutes, and its the most fascinating scene of this entire season.
Thank you for telling her she needs therapy.
Did you give her my card?
Marion looked at her with a face that read, Bitch, have you seen me work?
The redhead smiled and nodded.
Excellent, she said.
Now when she calls for therapy, I know just the doctor who is going to answer.
