The Real Housewives of New York City
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Well, at the center of it the show has its ownAmityville Horrorhouse: Blue Stone Manor.
That is what this tour is like!
The saddest death of all, however, is the death of the Fish Room.
It is also objectively the best room in Dorindas house.
Well,wasobjectively the best.
I dont hate it, but come on, its no Fish Room.
Remember Sonja in the City?
Was that pre-toaster oven Sonja?
Was that pre-Nigerian Soccer Jersey and International Lifestyle Brand Sonja?
It must have been.
There is nothing more Sonja.
Dorinda gets everyones voicemail when she calls them.
Thats because she called.
The only people I call are my mother and 911.
It is a moment of Luddite triumph.
Sonja says, There are from 19.
As everyone is getting ready to settle into Dorindas house, things are tense afterlast weeks Halloween party.
Luann says, smartly, Maybe you just rub her the wrong way?
Ramona has 50 girlfriends!
Shes like 1998 Leonardo di Caprio.
Shes like 2008 Tiger Woods.
Shes like 2018 anyone on the cast ofOrange Is the New Black.
Does she want a medal?
Why does she care about this number or think that anyone else might either?
Elyse shows up last to Blue Stone Manor, which Im sure was not coincidental.
As soon as she walks through the front door she is cannon fodder in a fur vest.
As soon as Elyse puts her bags down Dorinda says, Are you going to talk to Ramona?
Thats what this all boils down to.
Elyse sees how badly Ramona treats everyone, including her, and doesnt want to play ball.
What Ramona means is, Enjoying being on the show.
Ramona is pissed because she cast Elyse and now she is not paying proper fealty.
Im not sure Elyse knows exactly what she wants out of this fight.
She just seems to want Ramona to admit that shes a close friend?
I mean, seriously?
Yeah, Ramona treated her like shit, but shouldnt she want a bit more recourse than that?
Eventually Ramona succeeds in having the conversation alone in the kitchen with Elyse.
In the other room the rest of the crew is talking about how Ramona behaved at the Halloween party.
Luann says to the group that she doesnt think that anyone is right in this scenario.
For once in her raspy-throated life, Luann is right.
Ramona was a jerk to say at the party that Dorinda appeared drunk when she didnt.
Ramona was also a jerk to drag them to Long Island for a promotional visit.
Ramona was also a jerk for dissing Elyse.
Does that mean she deserves the public reaming that Dorinda gave her?
When Lu makes this point, both Dorinda and Sonja accuse her of defending the devil.
Like a bad game of Twister, they are entirely missing the point.
Leah is right, being her friend is like living under a repressive regime.
Even in her confessional Dorinda says, Was I aggressive?
Do I regret it?
Now I need to sit on your lap.
God, Elyse cant be right even when she is walking the righteous path.
However, we must talk about Leahs new home confessional look.
It also looks like something from the Lady Miss Kier collection for the Delias catalogue.
Or maybe shes just doing Moira Rose cosplay in the comfort of her own home?
I want to hate it.
Props, magic mushroom hallucination outfit.
Ill be a special guest on the Countess and Friends Zoom Cabaret Live, this Sunday at 8pm.
You dont even have to wash your hands!
