The Real Housewives of New York City
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Real Housewives of New York Cityhas a Ramona Singer problem.
No, I think a douche commercial would be the guys that Ramona hangs out with in the Hamptons.
But that isnt really why Ramona is enraged.
Thats the thing about Ramona, shes so narcissistic that she doesnt even notice anyones behavior.
I immediately thoughtPlease, youre overreacting.
I hate to say this, but my favorite floozy Sonja behaved much worse than Leah at the party.
There needs to be warrants issued.
These women do not belong in prison, Luanns hairdresser does.
Leah also points out that Ramona does not give a shit about these women and acts condescendingly to them.
She even manages to plug her own skin care line to the women.
She knew this was a spa day, why not bring some for all of them?
Even worse is the scene with a sozzled Sonja who is getting her hair done.
Oh, the poor employee of the Villa Casa Del Mar By Alene Too!
Ramona is not embarrassed.
Because the help doesnt count.
They are not people whose opinions Ramona cares about.
She only cares that Marie, her friend, said something about Leahs vagina.
This is the problem with Ramona.
At one point, Ramona says that Leah isnt used to going to these kinds of parties.
Of course she isnt.
Why would Leah go to some party full of 60-year-olds on the Upper East Side?
Why would the audience?
For years while watching these shows it was easy to ignore the Housewives horrible personal politics and awful behavior.
The awful way they treat people, particularly each other, was always a little bit of the appeal.
But given this very specific cultural moment, I just cant handle Ramona anymore.
She is someone who says on social media All Lives Matter (though shelater apologized).
Leah, however, is the future.
I dont just mean politically, but of the show as well.
(Would I drink if I were Leah?
But I am not Leah.)
She also deals with Ramona expertly.
Ramona cant, or wont, answer, which is Leahs point entirely.
I cant defend my girl Sonja this time.
First of all, her being on Ramonas side in this debate is absolutely ludicrous.
Getting upset about someone possibly flashing a cooter in front of the public?
Cant be Sonja T. Morgan?
And I hate to see it.
Im also having a hard time watching her get drunk and disorderly every week.
Yes, of course.
Really, its enough.
at her like shes Kelly Bensimon jacked up on jelly beans.
Meanwhile, Dorinda showed me this episode why she became a fan favorite in the first place.
She also coached Leah on what to wear and how to handle Ramona expertly.
The world laid out in front of her like a chaise lounge on the Cote dAzur.
Where should she go?
Where can she go?
When can she book?
Christmas in the Carribean as is usual for Jews of her station?
Surely theyll be letting Americans in by then.
Maybe she should book.
The hotels are all empty, which is strange for early August.
But what about the airport?
What about lining up at the Hudson News for a $12 bottle of Dasani?
What about all of the people sitting in those chairs, covered in germs?
Will this make her die?
But she must leave her house.
She must go somewhere warm.
She cant stay here forever.
