The Real Housewives of New York City
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How else does she look that flawless and have a body that good at her age?
How is Coco still alive?
For this episode …EEEEEEEEEEkkkkkKKKKEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK.
Oh my god, it scared me.
When Eboni opens the door of her very spacious and luxurious TriBeCa apartment its justthere.
Staring at me from the shoulder of an otherwise pedestrian black hoodie.
She arrives at the townhouse and is let in by Zoe, one of the new class of interns.
But Ramonadoesget the help confused.
There are a bunch of things about her that baffle me, though.
Like, why does she want her pool at 95 degrees?
Thats not just bath water, that is Jacuzzi water.
That is so hot it will boil your drawers and probably give you a yeast infection.
Sonja thinks the only way to correct it is just by randomly drumming on the all the parts.
Then its time for everyone to get dressed for the Burning Man party.
Its an outfit so slutty that it even makes Leah scream.
What do you call three statements strung together?
Finally we have Sonja.
Oh, my favorite floozy.
She has no idea what Burning Man is and it shows.
Shes wearing a lace nightie, black panties, and a fur collar.
She looks almost exactly likeMadame RazzfromShe-Ra.
Her name is DEVI and she is dressed all in red with an impossible haircut.
She looks like a character out of aStar Warscartoon.
She gives the girls a sound bath both with a gonging bowl and with her voice.
But they all want something.
Leah wants strength as her grandmother is about to pass, and Eboni wants the same thing.
Sonja wants to be more vulnerable.
Ramona wants to be a better friend.
Luann wants something even realer, though.
She wants all the spirits present to guide her, to guide them.
