The Real Housewives of New Jersey

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This episode is titled Teresas Mystery Man but we still dont even get to meet the guy.

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What is the continuation?

That were going to see his face?

Dude, Ive seen his face.

Hereshis Page Six storyabout how his ex-girlfriend is suing him.

Yeah, Im good with all this freaking suspense.

Why is this so drawn out?

She needs her brother for this?

Does Peter Jackson know that Teresa has this?

Too lazy to throw it out?

Because Milania needs it for a photo shoot?

What we do learn is that Joe Benigno is turning 65.

He is 65?!

Maybe thats just COVID bloat?

Its like Donkey Kong is driving a nail into your side using a GMC pickup truck.

It hurts so bad that it made me throw up repeatedly.

What we do learn is that Jackie and Jennifer actually agree on something!

Dolores says shes happy not being married and hasnt sacrificed herself, so they seem happy.

Melissa even says that he called her repeatedly to check in on her.

I think I also learned that Dolores might be my favorite woman on the show.

She calls her mother to come look at it and her mother doesnt want to talk to her.

You know the conversation got heated because it was in Turkish!

Ignore it, he says.