The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Shes wearing a slouchy sorority hoodie and sporting a harried ponytail.
Thats when the greatest mystery of this season rushes once again onscreen: Why is everyone so damn red?
Gias face looks like its been lit by Rudolphs nose as it glows around the world on Christmas Day.
What is up with all of these ruddy complexions?
Is it the light theyre using?
Is it a COVID thing?
Are there molten-lava people living inside these flesh shells just burning (hehe) to get out?
We wont get answers, only questions.
Maybe the answer is somehow related to the number 172.
Does that mean anything to you?
Wow, I should be a psychic.
He thanks her for stepping in to raise his grandkids and tells her to lay off the plastic surgery.
Next is Realtor Michelle, the worlds richest former Hooters waitress.
Actually, I dont know.
I tune out Realtor Michelle like shes an ad for Cellino & Barnes.
Dolores is the next victim and Gina has done her homework on her.
Everyone assumes that grandma means David, but what if grandma means Frank?
What if she finally needs to dump Frank to be with David, her true soulmate?
Ah, probably not.
She probably means dump David.
Next she tells Dolores to get ready for something physical, that she should get her health checked.
But what really gets her is that she hears her dog Boo is also in heaven.
I will never forgive everyone in that room for not making anAll Dogs Go to Heavenjoke.
How can you follow that up?
Well, with Melissa, who isnt sure she wants to be read.
The psychic is like, Is there a crack in your foundation?
What about the number five?
Well, your father says dont doubt yourself.
Thats all I got.
Okay NEXT!!!!!
Then we come to Jackie, who talks to her grandmother Esther, who was her favorite grandparent.
Jennifers reading, however, is the most insightful.
Yeah, you and me both, sister.
She asks Jennifer if her parents are stuck in two different places.
Its something that could have been written by Arthur Miller if he cared at all about people of color.
He never made me happy, in 48 years.
I never think,Oh, I was sick that day and he made me a cup of tea.Nothing!
Her father protests by saying You lie!
and saying that he never abused her, but she counters that some abuse isnt physical, its emotional.
Even Bill is wise enough to say that sometimes abuse is not taking someones feelings into account.
He also says that she cant compare her life back then to womens lives now because theyre so different.
The psychic readings didnt just have an impact there, they had an impact everywhere.
If only they could order two vaccines off the menu instead of spiked Arnold Palmers and truffle fries.
