The Real Housewives of New Jersey

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Is it … February?

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Fortunately, theyre admitted to the ICE facility anyway, thanks to speedily Joe Gorgadispatched copies of their documents.

Did we talk about how Little Frankie and Gia are going to prom together?

For me, he too thick, Giacinto opines of Frank Jr.

Sorry, Nonno Goldilocks, but he is in fact just right.

Jackie has enlisted professional cleaners to de-junk her fathers house.

Again, this is the kitchen.

The Real Housegrandfathers of New Jersey remain one of my favorite parts of this show.

Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer.

(Another season of this and Im going to have to compete for traffic with the Daily StormersRHONJrecaps.)

Im willing to tell her, like, Im sorry that it came out that way, she says.

Hopefully she can move past it.

What is the precise legal definition of a spree?

BecauseLarry the party plannerhas struck again.

(Jennifer …Venmo me $500.)

How about we all cool down by heading to a place famously associated with rational behavior and sobriety?

Dolores has rented the group a Jersey Shore house, to which the husbands are also invited.

Surely, Marge suggests, the men will be calming influence.

Joe and histhree spermstake that as their cue to march over to Bill.

Its not cute when the men insert themselves where theyre not supposed to be.