The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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God bless and keep our sweet, sweet angel Gia Giudice safe from harm.
If you upset her, say sorry.
Gia gets it, and shes the one this rumor Jackie spread is about.
She knows its not true, and she doesnt care about it.
She knows what her mother did was awful and knows she needs to make amends.
Jackie clearly doesnt understand her audience, Margaret says.
When she says no one understands them, she means Teresa.
Do you want pigs to fly, too?
This is my problem with putting Teresa at the center of this show.
She may bring the drama, but its always at the expense of any intelligence.
Jackie skipped out on going on the trip, which I think is best for everyone.
Margaret reminds Teresa that there were photos and that Jackie didnt bring it up.
Then Teresa reminds Margaret that she made up rumors about Jens husbands infidelity.
Margaret reminds Teresa that five minutes later she said it was a lie and apologized.
I could castigate her for as long as a can of Pringles remains viable on a gas-station shelf.
But seriously, that is messed up.
So what exactly is going on here?
That explains why Dolores is so open to what I like to call a modern arrangement.
Thats the thing about relationships; the only right way is what works for the people in them.
I say this because it dawned on me that Dolores is clearly in a throuple.
Joe action figure you discover in your backyard after the spring thaw.
Everything really goes down in the VIP room after they shoot.
(Holy cannoli, can you believe that firing-range VIP room, complete with a deadly step and repeat?
Not only that, David had to haul a naked Frank into the shower because he couldnt walk.
I broke my legs, not my hands.
What was Dolores doing while all this happened?
Taking a video, of course.
Probably for their OnlyFans account, JackedJerzDotCom.
The whole scene is ridiculous but touching.
Sometimes youre like a jerk-off, Frank tells David.
Youre a great doctor, but youre a mediocre boyfriend.
Maybe you have more of a commitment problem than I do?
Yeah, but Im not the one dating Dolores.
But Frank doesnt have a commitment problem.
