The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Oh God, it is yet another week of dealing with the banana-bread-brained COVID idiocy of Teresa Giudice.
(The unceasing abyss is what Teresas fifth-grade teacher called her.)
And if she thought it was true, why would she fight to defend it?
This line of reasoning makes as much sense as putting ranch dressing on your chicken parm.
Then Teresa is flabbergasted that Jackie is so upset and asks who acts like that.
That is never going to happen.
Teresa said earlier in the day that she wouldnt apologize to Jackie because I apologized to her.
If she didnt like my apology, she should stick it up her ass.
But Teresa gave the Housewives Apology No.
2, which is Im sorry I said something at your event.
Its not an apology for what was said, its an apology for when and where it was said.
That follows Housewives Apology No.
1, which is Im sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Again, not an apology for what was said just an apology for pissing someone off.
At dinner, Teresa says shell apologize to Evan, but only if Jackie apologizes about Gia.
So here is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an uncomprehending object.
That line of reasoning reminds me a little bit of Trumps second impeachment.
(Im sorry if politics hurt your feelings and I brought it up at your party.)
I understand why Jackie doesnt want to apologize.
Shes sick of eating shit so that she can cater to Teresa.
Im so tired of talking about this; lets talk about something else.
This lady is from England?
Lexi barely says anything this episode, though.
They should all know it.
Just let them have sex and be free about it.
I love strip clubs and strippers of all stripes.
This is like theStranger Thingskids all grown up, right down to playing games in a finished basement.
You know, the important business of the patriarchy.
