The Real Housewives of Miami
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Her back must be tired.
Let those words marinate in your mind for a minute and savor the reality-television possibilities.
But I was too distracted by his guns, and his tattoos, and his tiny bathing suits.
Even Alexia says, Everyone in Miami is either a Realtor or an escort or both.
Not that I care if he is!
Come on, Larsa.
Lets see a little hustle.
She should get Hermans ex-lover over to discuss how to make it on OnlyFans.
Our boy isnt even on the show and you did him like that.)
(If only I would see him at the cruising grounds behind the Spanish Monastery.)
Something happened, she tells us about the two.
There was a moment of hysteria and Peter is very hurt and right now my family is falling apart.
Even when she has lunch with Peter she says, We all know what was said.
No, girl, we dont.
By the end of the episode, we finally get some of this sketchiness filled it.
The inciting incident to the feud was different.
Peter was distracted by his phone and Frankie smoked way more than he should.
After that, Todd said something to Peter that hurt him and we have no idea what it is.
After a brief assessment, I can tell you one thing: This kid is a dick.
That is the only way I can describe it.
For his mothers wedding?
How did she raise this kid?
Why is he like this?
Then it happens, it really happens.
in a voice that even Moe from the Three Stooges would find offensively sarcastic.
Alexia just sits there, letting her dick of a son trash her.
Ugh, hes just so awful.
Hes just my bang out.
Call me, Peter!
Alexia tells the story about her son and her fiance at the party Dr. Nicole throws at her house.
If a geisha is going to hold anything, it should be only fans.
(Put that one in the Dad Joke Hall of Fame.)
But isnt this the cultural appropriation that the kids are always talking about?
Its great to enjoy Japanese cuisine, but isnt this a step too far?
Isnt it a little reductive?
The rest of the story lines this season are progressing slowly.
I love Dr. Nicole and her short king husband Anthony, but the theyre not married!!
Both Lisa and Larsa have given us nothing so far.
