The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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reading out one of the passages.
The whole thing seems fun, organic, gorgeous, and informative.
(They would certainly look better than Rinna did in that awful wig.)
Im of two minds about this.
Just askTouched by an Angel.
The main event, of course, is the ongoing saga of Erika Jayne.
She talks about how shes not interested in getting along with Sutton and doesnt like being called a liar.
She says, My story is true, and it will always stay the same.
She then retells the story of Toms accident with all new details.
Yeah, she has told this story like ten times now, and each time its different.
Its like trying to thread a needle using a kaleidoscope.
Kyle is right; just tell us the whole damn story all at once and get it out there.
The thing about trolls is that they are completely untrollable.
When you attempt to troll the trolls, the only person you end up trolling is yourself.
(Put that on a T-shirt and getTrisha Paytasto sell it.)
That person is, inexplicably, Paul Kemsley, a dog turd who … know what?
Were going to let PK off the hook this week for this nice gesture.
I know, I know.
I dont like it either, but he earns it.
Erika doesnt say anything.
There arent even crickets.
Even the crickets are like, Be quiet, this lady is going to say something?
She just doesnt respond at all.
She doesnt say thank you.
She doesnt pretend that she will have lunch with her knowing the date will never be arranged.
She just wants all of these people to sit in this silence like its a shitty diaper.
Once Garcelle prompts her to say something, she responds, I have nothing to say.
That was from the heart, she says.
Again, Erika says, I said thank you.
This is Erika being withholding at its worst.
She needs to give us something.
She needs to play the game a little bit.
She tells him, I have bigger fish to fry.
He says to her, Well, theyre all fish.
Ugh, you know what I mean.
Get rid of all these little fish so youre only facing down the sharks.
He doesnt belabor the point; he doesnt make a run at force her into anything.
That is as much being a friend to her as blind support.
Ill be curious to see what Erika says about it at the reunion.
After her speeches at that dinner, it was clear to me that Sutton really has come around.
I initially said Sutton is not of this world, but she has proved that she is.
