The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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This week, as every week, the rich women ofRich Women Doing Thingsdid things.

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But I dont want to start talking about them just yet.

First we need to appreciate my favorite new character on this here broadcast: stoned Mauricio.

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That means these women didnt really participate in any of the events save the first.

Instead of going to meditation, they were up in the suite fighting.

Kyles annoyed that Dorit had time to get into glam but couldnt join them.

She looks like aLove Islandcast member shooting an ad forBooHooin her too-trendy clothes and streetwear-influenced style.

Dorit is one of the prettiest of all the Housewives and looks amazing.

However, she is not Gigi Hadid, she is a friend of Gigi Hadids mom.

She shouldnt be so worried about what the kids are wearing and trying to look cool.

Its kind of like Madonna wearing a grill or your mom trying to learn a TikTok dance.

But then Erika says, Can we just all admit that none of us want to be here?

It would be refreshing to hear.

They have been out for more than aweek!

And your average screen time is down.

Rather than everyone being nice and saying, Its fine, we start rehashing already.

Denise had no clue the fresh wounds she was opening up.

There are two standout moments in this scene.

The first is when were shown photos of college-aged Rinna, which are amazing.

So, Denise is having a party for the women in her backyard.

Theyre trying to give Denise the villain edit, and Im having a hard time buying it.

Rinna and Kyle have never.

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Still, I love Erikas reaction in her confessional.

Why are these women clutching their pearls, she says.

I mean, these sluts?

What the fight turns into, though, is something really interesting.

Dorit says that Kyle never defends her.

Then Kyle says that she lost one of her best friends, Lisa Vanderpump, defending her.

Not when its against your sister.

Which, wow, sick burn.

Kyle tears up and says that isnt true.

In fact, her relationship was damaged because of how Kyle treated Kim in the face of their ongoingbunny-fueledfeud.

This is no longer about Dorit showing up late to some stupid event no one wanted to go to.

This is now about the price Kyle has paid.

This is the cost of it, the fame, the attention, theplatform.