The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite showRich Women Doing Things,boy did the rich women do things!
(Is that enough to save a house from a fire that is totally engulfing a neighborhood?
The only thing I have ever learned about firefightingcomes from a calendar.)
(At this point is Sutton anything other than the worlds richest Avon lady?)
I am so glad that I can finally say that I fucking love Crystal.
She is just what this franchise needed to shake it up and I am so glad she is here.
We see this, yes, with the handbag.
Its so indicative of how Crystal handles herself.
You know what they say, money screams but wealth whispers.
That is also the B-side of Money Cant Buy You Class, but most of you dont know that.
Shes just such a wonderful bitch.
But that doesnt mean shes closed off.
Kathy Hilton, our other new addition, also continues to amuse me to no end.
Kathy goes around the room being like, Whats in that closet?
Do you need it?
Kathy, thats the bathroom.
What about that over there?
Kathy, thats our kitchen we cant get rid of that.
Well, what about this desk?
We need to work.
And, to be fair, Kathys kind of right about everything.
(You work from home now, its safe to Google Cockyboys.)
But before we get into that, can we talk about Dorits outfits for a second?
It is now officially clear: Dorit cannot dress for a theme.
(A PK is one butt cheek, but only when it is covered in shingles sores.)
Dorit then snapped at Kyle, which made her cry.
I once sobbed open tears while watchingReal Steel, the Hugh Jackman fighting robot movie.
Yeah, Im on Kyles side with this one.
If you just waited for Dorit to stop, youd be sitting there all day.
She feels comfortable critiquing Kyle because shes secure in their friendship.
Yeah, thats an underhanded compliment, but its still nice.
While Im firmly on #TeamShutUpDorit, I think Kyle also handled the whole thing wrong.
It put Dorit on her back foot.
(The back foot is NEL, because the front foot is CHA.)
That isnt really the way you talk to a friend.
Instead, Dorit just leaves the party early without even letting her husband eat a damn meal.
