The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Kandi is teaching young Ace how to write, so he can get ready to properly sign checks.
Drew has a voice lesson with husband Ralph at the piano.
Anyway, I would absolutely watch a series that was just footage of various Housewives at their voice lessons.
What I dont need footage of is Kenya alone sweeping up the leaves on her sad porch.
who seems perfectly nice.
Do I want to be around a group of people I dont know?
Hell no, he says as I nod in agreement.
Is her dad perfect?
Did yall make three [years]?
Are yall still married?, Kenyas dad asks.
Okay, her dads a savage, and I see where she gets it from.
Kenya tells her father that Marc withdrew his divorce petition within 24 hours of filing.
Kenya not inviting her dad to her wedding is, unsurprisingly, sus to me.
While her reasoning for getting into therapy is… questionable (i.e.
Whats undeniably a bad thing is the dinner that goes down between friends Kenya and Drew.
Everything seems small in comparison to Bolo, pun intended.
Drews vocalizing and singing interruptions did kill me and read me for filth, simultaneously.
If thats true, then my first name is Broke and my last name is Bitches.
Youve gotta love the word allegedly it gives us so much and asks for so little in return.
Also, why wasnt Mal invited to Cynthias bachelorette party?
I would have love to see Mistress Mal get turnt with the girlies.
Kenya pulls up as the ladies are reading the article she almost definitely leaked to the press.
Sigh, I love when all the ladies huddle around their phone and read about themselves.
Yall in here getting buck bookie ass wild and you thought it was just gonna stay there?
says Marlo making points like a woman who took herself to bed before things got really crazy.
Guess Im not inviting Marlo to my birthday party this year.
Shamea and LaToya arrive, and LaToya directly asks Kenya if she leaked the news to Page Six.
Kenya says no, her preferred leaking outlets are B Scott and TMZ.
Glad we cleared that up.
We find out that Canadian Tanya fully lived up to her name and absconded to Canada.
I always knew Canadian Tanya was a flight risk.
The ladies play pumpkin patch games in the pumpkin patch.
Honestly, no franchise has better activities than Atlanta.
Watching these women rocket launch baby pumpkins into the sky?
Bravo, release the car footage of Porsha trying to find the pumpkin patch.
She may not know how to read a map, but that Porshas no dummy.
While I wish she would go on this journey off-camera, this is probably better than nothing.
It might be a problem that she has a list to show to begin with, but I digress.
No shade to Dr. Kristy, but these TV therapists… might not be the best at their jobs.
That being said, that trauma has clearly negatively effected Kenya.
But Kenya wants to make something clear: shes no Billie Eilish and actually isnt the bad guy.
