The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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How can you follow up Mistress Angel and her dungeon party?
Canadian Tanya praises LaToyas cooking skills, stating LaToya youveoutdone yourself.
Somehow, under pressure from Kenya the Bounty Hunter, Canadian Tanya gets even more Canadian.
Apparently she masturbated to the memory of Porsha and Toya making out later that night.
Straight culture will be the end of me.
Cynthia says that at first she wasnt sure Bolos bolo was real.
Canadian Tanya says his penis is fake (perhaps a cover up??)
while Porsha quietly but definitively says its real.
Its one of those moments where someone thinks theyre being hilarious and irreverent but really is just being mean.
were saying Kenya was being fun and harmless with Bolo Court.
Kenya was not laughing with all the girls about whether or not Bolos penis was real.
She was sitting idly by, silently judging them and making rude faces.
The ladies begin to re-litigate who bopped Bolo.
Marlo tactfully says she heard a party going on and mentions it might have been a sex party.
A woman after my own heart.
Porsha is uncharacteristically silent throughout the whole ordeal, knowing that Kenya has been plotting this conversation all along.
She gon roll it out.
This is her plan.
She about to roll it out.
it’s possible for you to say what you want about Miss Porsha, but she doesnt miss.
Girl, havent you ever seen an episode ofSVU: you have the right to remain silent.
LaToya asks Kenya the question thats on everyones mind: why do we care if someone fucked the stripper?
She says its not a private space, its a shared home.
Now, Kenya is straight up wrong here.
I can do whatever the fuck I want there and I dare you to stop me, mom.
Lets be clear: Kenya ruined it.
Remind me never to book a quarter share in FIP with Kenya.
Weve come so far with Drew.
I simply cant go back to this Drew and Ralph storyline.
Also, six bedrooms and nine baths?
So many rooms for Ralph to hide from her!
He did a windshield wiper thing likeerrerrr Cynthia says, with some added sound effects for good measure.
Yes, the bar is truly on the floor for men, but Mike passes it with flying colors!
I thought you would be very proud cuz Im gonna come home and clap it for you.
Remind me to put that on my list of amazing excuses.
Thank God Kandi is talking to Don Juan and not Todd, because shes spilling the TEA.
Don Juan asking the RIGHT questions, i.e.
whos on the hallway?
Kandi laughs as she recalls how Canadian Tanya absolutely blew up her own spot for literally no reason.
Porsha should absolutely trademark the phrase Social Justice Snatch.
LaToya comes through with a cake while wearing one of those miserable face shields that I almost forgot existed.
Apparently Kenya has put her relationship with LaToya on ice after what went down in the Dungeon.
So she jumped at the chance to humiliate and publicly shame Porsha.
Oh, so werereaaalllygoing there with bi-curiosity this season.
Kenya somehow manages to throw LaToya in with Canadian Tanya and Porsha, claiming they all slept together.
Sometimes being the messiest one can get you out of trouble!
People change and grow.
I think Kenya should learn how to do that.
As it turns out, Porsha loves Drew!
Also, Drew needs a friend and Porsha needs ally now that Marlo and Kenya have reunited.
Girl, if you want to come at me, go ahead and come at me.
Look, Porshas a good time girl and also a vegan.
Have you ever met a fun vegan before?
Its so incredibly rare.
Remember, a lie a day keeps the husband at bay!
We end the episode with a rude awakening for our resident shit-stirrer, Kenya Moore.
Kenyas lawyer literally laughs in her face when she reports that Marc recently sent her love songs.
He rightly calls what Marc daly did doing pulling a stunt.
Another stunt Marc Daly pulled?
Filing for divorce in N.Y. without telling Kenya.
Maybe she should have used better judgment before getting married to Marc Daly.
