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Brrr, its cold in here.
There must be some Kenya in the atmosphere.
How ironic!).
It must be said: Miss Kenya Moores got cakes galore!
Shes beautiful and should share it with the world!
Whats not beautiful is Kenyas reaction to getting disinvited from Porshas surprise party.
I also had no idea Lauren and Porsha were half-siblings, which is a testament to their closeness.
But Black people know that we dont really do half-siblings.
Were kind of like Olive Garden: Once youre here, youre family.
Ummmm?!?!?
IDK, shits fucked up man.
I didnt have an engagement party.
And, spoiler alert, thats precisely what happened!
Kandi, a visibly unhappy Todd, and Joi (?)
also make it in time for the festivities.
Yet another reason why the Joe Biden coverup was a completely avoidable misstep.
Make it make sense Cynthia!
Cynthia looks upset and confused.
God this is painful.
Why didnt production keep #CHILL from going in!
Hahaha this is an unmitigated disaster.
Cynthia looks like shes in a bad dream, like shes sleepwalking.
Sorry, I didnt make the rules Kenya did.
I dont have a good answer for you, Marlo.
Leave it to Porsha to pull focus with nothing but a little small talk.
Yeah … Kandi Burruss she is not.
Not one to be left out, Porsha grabs the mic and sings a little duet with Kandi.
Also, not for nothing, Porsha is belting!
Shes fully in the mask.
Look, I dont think Erika Jayne is gonna be asked to reprise her role anytime soon.
Who was that tiny man dancing with Marlo?
Huge Bakers Wife/Baker energy inInto the Woodsif you ask me.
Anyway, I want aDreamgirlsrevival starring Kenya as Deena, Porsha as Lorrell, and Kandi as Effie White.
Wake up, Broadway!
Save a cow, ride a cowboy, Porsha.
The guy didnt ask me out on a second date, randomly.
Let Kenya be thirsty on main!
I mean, it doesnt get any better than that folks.
Before Kenya has a chance to really pop off, Kandi chimes in and tries to keep the peace.
Somebody send Kandi the information for how to send in a packet forSaturday Night LiveASAP.
I really dont understand Kenya, Porsha says in her confessional, completely bewildered.
Girl, neither do we, and thats why shes such good TV.
Better luck next time #CHILL.
Did we need a countdown for Riley leaving for college?
But did I get emotional when Ace started crying when she left?
