The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Do you think NeNe and Kenya ever rest?
Is this metaphor strained?
Have I been watching too many bread tutorials on YouTube during Illinoiss stay-at-home order?
Will NeNe and Kenya ever relax?
Lets get to it.
Were in the middle of thisruined Ruins partyand man, oh man, everything is awful.
You are NOT HELPING.
Then Porsha steps up and becomes the responsible adult in the room.
Anger management is WORKING, honey.
Porsha asks where the friendship between NeNe and Kenya went, and we get a very cold friendship montage.
Kenyas main issue is that NeNe called her child a buffalo.
Thats what this is about?
The greatest moments are when everyone calmly clarifies, No, no, NeNe was callingyoufat and ugly.
NeNe finally says that she never would call anyones baby anything and she apologizes if thats what Kenya thought.
NeNe also says she would never hurt a woman, which is not true at all.
NeNes main objective is to hurt, and she shuts down if she cant complete it.
Porsha stops Kenya to point out that NeNe actually apologized for something.
It was a bad apology, and no one really believes it, but it was an apology.
What does Kenya do with this call to reflect and acknowledge?
She says, Fine, Ill accept it because I want this to be over.
Kenya is accepting the apology and Porsha tells her shell actually receive it later when shes ready to.
Shes gotta go back to the tape.
And honestly, Im with NeNe on this one.
This no longer feels like its specifically about Marlo, but something that Marlo represents.
The next morning, everyone is reeling from the fallout of the Ruins party.
Im with Marlo on this one.
Theres a way to move forward with just aboutanything,and theyre having some goddamned FUN today.
Im THRILLED to see Panos and the whole gang … Kandi has also arranged a series of obstacle courses and team-building challenges.
Its just some goofy bullshit, and NeNes titties fly out not once but twice.
You cant put Lane Bryant titties in a Fashion Nova bathing suit.
Its going to be a goddess party, because Kandi knows that Greece is famous for goddesses and mythology!
This is a terrible idea for friendship, but an amazing idea for television.
Literally every sentence of this is worse than the one before it.
Cynthia will play NeNe and Kandi will play Kenya to remove any hints of favoritism.
Everyone comes down for the party and picks what goddess they want to be for the night.
Kenya is Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty.
Kandi is Tyche, goddess of love and prosperity.
Kenya is the goddess of wisdom and war, Athena.
NeNe is Eos, the goddess of health and curing diseases.
Marlo is Artemis, the goddess of the hunt, and Tanya is Hebe, the goddess of youth.
Cynthia is Hera, the goddess of marriage.
NeNe decides to get up and tries to walk out.
Kandi and Cynthia smartly postpone their performance as NeNe struggles with the producers.
Well, Heraisvengeful against mortals that cross her.
Kenya better look out because Hera has a tendency to turn people into cows … and buffalos.
