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Throw on your sequined face shield, because theres one day until Cynthias Pandemmy Weddy!
My biggest concern has been going back and forth about the weather, she says while getting a massage.
And then the 24-hour countdown to Cynthias wedding begins with a rehearsal dinner at Chateau Bailey.
Alexa, hey play Alanis Morissettes Ironic.
RING RING RING, weve got a former housewife alert!
Anyway, its sweet that Cynthia made Eva a bridesmaid.
Love to see models coming together because their lives are famously very hard.
In short, if you build it they will come (for you).
Girl, that was like two episodes ago, its time to move on.
Leave Them Alone 2024.
Mal loves shenanigans and mischief (see: her hiding Cynthias first marriage license)!
While the aunties are at the rehearsal dinner, Shamea throws a party for all the nieces.
Oui Oui Niecees she says.
They keep up that sleepover energy by gossiping about Cynthias Pandemmy Weddy.
Porsha thinks Kenya is using Marlo while Marlo says Porsha cant regulate who she is friends with.
Both of them are ultimately correct.
Well, so much for that reconciliation in South Carolina, I guess.
The nieces begin niecing.
Congrats to the whole team.
Speaking of body parts, Toya does an incredibly accurate impression of Porsha walking.
Were all having fun until Toya decides to bring up Bolo Court and the Kenya of it all.
Sigh, even when shes not present, Kenya finds a way to ruin a party.
LaToya says that she thinks Kenya leaked the story, but Porsha accuses Toya of leaking the story.
I will say, Drew is a good fighter and when shes pissed the Chicago really does jump out.
Play with your makeup dress up on YouTube but do not play with me, she says in confessional.
I think she has officially earned another ride (read: season) on the crazy carousel that isRHOA.
Porsha calms everyone down and lets Toya take the floor and explain herself.
Finally, its the day of the show, yall!
And by show I do mean Cynthias Pandemmy Weddy!
Cynthias mom seems less than thrilled about the whole occasion.
Honestly, Cynthia seems less than thrilled about the whole occasion.
Come to think of it, only Mike seems genuinely happy right now.
But, hey, at least Cynthia and her mom are good.
Ill always treat you like youre 3 years old Barbara says, before giving Cynthia great marriage advice.
If you gotta cuss somebody out, just make up the next day.
Words to live by.
Real ones know that Bravo refused to film Cynthias Pandemmy Weddy due to safety concerns.
So Cynthia did what any sensible person would do and hired her own production crew to film her wedding.
And you know what?
I thank her for that.
If it is gonna go down then I want to see it.
And the footage is actually pretty good!
It definitely lacks the Bravo sheen, but it gets the job done.
The first thing Cynthias home footage captures is a FaceTime from Drew.
Despite that minor setback, Cynthias mood is starting to improve.
We flash back to Cynthias doomed first marriage to Peter and the difference in energy is palpable.
I just like everything about him, Cynthia says.
I like his lips.
I like the way his skin smells.
I even like the little spot at the top of his head where his hair is receding.
If thats not love, what is?
Anyway, the wedding is gorgeous and everyone looks amazing.
Hey, Cynthia never claimed to be a poet.
They almost jump the gun on the kiss because theyre so excited.
Its all lovely, but didnt feel official until Bravo changed Mikes chyron from Cynthias fiance to Cynthias husband.
Thats when you know its real.
God, I cant wait until I can be a messy gay at a wedding again this summer.
Instead of ending on the joy of matrimony, the episode ends with the pain of breaking up.
Porsha and The Hot Dog King get dinner after Cynthias wedding to hash some things out.
Hmm, perhaps it was because you cheated on her, Hot Dog King?
Porsha clearly wants out of the relationship and Dennis is holding on for dear life.
Porsha knows that PJ is the only thing thats keeping this Dennis merry-go-round spinning.
She literally screams at him to move on, but still I dont think he fully gets the message.
But, thats okay, because Porsha is free.
