The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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Its taken seven episodes, but welcome to the show, Drew!
Come on in, the waters warm!
Anyone?Bueller…?
Yeah, it didnt register for me either.
Ummmm doesnt Ralph famously love using surveillance devices to track Drews whereabouts?
Not gonna lie, its giving me stalker-lite vibes.
Speaking of porn, KenToya went out on a little lunch date together.
The wishy-washy COVID precautions are always maddening on this show, but this spectrum was especially insane to behold.
Hes unreasonable for no reason.
So dont tell me what I can do and what I cannot do with my child.
Bravo, why are we seeing a sepia-toned flashback of Ken(ya) yelling at her lawyer?
I want that shit in technicolor.
This is the Real Housewives and I want drama.
Sorry about that, Felix.
Porsha wastes no time getting straight to business and telling Drew that LaToya was making fun of her wig.
Case in point: I was expecting to walk in and see her edges chewed the fuck up.
With glue on her eyelashes and everything.
I am going to tell her everything I know.
Im going to sing like a goddaggon bird.
Porshas goddaggon right and has every right to sing like a canary.
She also throws some extra shade at LaToya by asking a producer what LaToyas job is during a confessional.
When the producer tells Drew that Latoya has a YouTube channel, Drew shadily asks is that a job?
It truly haunts me to this day.
Make it make sense, Kenya.
Im perfectly okay with blaming kept-man Todd for what transpires in South Carolina if we have to.
Taking a private jet in the middle of a pandemic is not the serve you think it is KenToya!
What is a serve is the hazmat jumpsuit Marlo wears for the sprinter.
Fashion x Covid Safety realness.
Someone should get a raise and also someone should BRING BACK PHAEDRA PARKS ESQUIRE ASAP.
Its amazing how much fun can be had when Kenya is taken out of the equation.
