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And it was like someone had uploaded my middle-school brain into TikTok.

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I mean, what do other people do to fall asleep?

Just, like, think regular thoughts?

Some of us are on chapter 80 of a masterpiece (in our heads).

As an adult, my process for falling asleep is a lot less blissful.

So, whats the criteria?

Heres what it was like for us to sleep with Harry Styles … Styless voice is in direct contrast to the music: deep, patient, and slow.

But soon it was me snuggling on a raft, bouncing along a gentle river.

He made it through the entire 40 minutes, though, long after I had fallen asleep.

Hes a passionate but passive companion, there for comfort.

I didnt feel like the moment was right.

But aside from a premature cuddle, Styles mostly reads from an intimate, platonic perspective.

I remember being on the river … and thats it.

How bout I repay you … at my concert tonight?

My rating:4 zzzs out of 5My BFs rating:Firm 2 zzzs

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