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Some performers are actually just dolls.
It was as if casting scouts were only signing talent this year at the nearestAmerican Girl Cafe.
Less likely a performer will get COVID that way, if they dont have lungs.
And were not talking strictly about puppets, but also diegetic dolls dolls that exist within their universesasdolls.
Some of them move, some of them dont.
Some of them talk, some of them sing.
Some are MacGuffins, others main characters.
But all were dolls, and you couldnt watch a thing in 2021 without them staring back at you.
So just welcome your presenter, recentVampire Weekhonoree Renesmee, as we present the First Annual Golden Dolly Awards.
She is arthouse Renesmee.
You might not think everything this movie is setting out to do clicks.
The songs suffer a massive dip in quality after the opener.
But dont blame Baby Annette.
As the best line in the movie goes, Sheisa baby, after all.
Its a perfect shorthand for their bittersweet moment in life, awkwardly existing between childhood and adolescence.
All of this atrocity done with blank-faced little Calico Critters and sassy overlaid captions.
It is the years best soap.
WhatHappy Tree Friendswas to the Flash animation era, @sylvaniandrama is to TikTok.
At least those other kids have the understandable excuse of being stranded in the wilderness for months on end.
Chucky is absolutely coming for Michael Stuhlbarg inCall Me By Your Names lunch.
Dad of the Year over here.
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