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And while youre at it, maybe command someone tofetch the boltcutters.
(His list of offenses includesholding the album hostageto see to it it didnt invalidate their prenup.)
With this new song, bad husbands everywhere are getting a middle finger.
Tell your downstairs neighbors sorry, cause its time to stomp to some Dixie Chicks.
