The Challenge
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Hes like Kenya Moore onReal Housewives of Atlantain that way!
Youve officially won me over by being the worst!
I love that this episode starts with Fessytryingto hide the fact that hes the worst.
All Fessy can manage to say is Someone got an upgrade!
with the upgrade being himself, obviously.
Meanwhile, Nany is the happiest Ive seen her just to have Kyle back as her partner.
If you couldnt already tell, I want as much negativity on this show as possible.
This time, its for a mission with a format weve seen before.
TJ says that one teammate, male or female, from each team has to come with him.
But of course, the challenge puts all the fate in the womens hands.
Lets just cut to the chase.
This challenge was great because Amber B. is … not good at math, to put it politely.
But Amber B. simply cannot figure out 928 times 7 no matter how many times she tries.
Im pretty sure she goes at this for at least an hour.
She keeps groaning and saying that she hates math.
No, Amber, the problem here is that yourebadat math.
Fessy is left alone in the volcano to whine like a petulant child.
You just know the cameramen are having the time of their lives filming this.
Fessy has a serial-killer calmness that makes me slightly worried for Amber B. on the bus ride home.
Back at the house, Fessy is passive-aggressively telling Kaycee to vote Leroy into elimination over him.
Stay away from this man, Kaycee!
Amber B. is sulking in the kitchen as everyones openly discussing how unwanted she is.
Fessys love language is apparently things you would see on Nike T-shirts.
But again, nothing on this show has made much sense!
Leroy explains this deal to Kam in front of Kyle and makes her shake on it.
But we can tell by the look on Kams face that this handshake means nothing to her.
Next, we have the best deliberation of the entire season.
He definitely could have freestyled this if he had a beating heart.
This is followed by Fessy complaining in his confessional that Amber B. made his speech about her.
Its amazing the ways Cory has been spared this season simply by not being trash.
Like we all expected, Kam doesnt go through with the plan and votes Kyle into the Crater.
Can I just say how much I hated this elimination?
Like, vehemently hated it?
So the producers basically sacrifice Kyles finger so this man can get a redemption arc he hasnt earned.
This may be the first time Ive felt real sympathy for Kyle.
I maintain that having a natural physical advantage over someone is not the same thing as beinggood.
Anyway, Kyle goes home.
I honestly get more emotional seeing these formerReal Worldroommates working together than Kam and Leroy.
And Amber B. goes to CT, which cant possibly go well.
See you at the final!
