The Challenge
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It turns out Mission: Survive the Night is more like Mission: Survive Four Hours.
I believe Ive worked retail shifts around Christmas that were more agonizing than this challenge.
Yes, one of the stages includes eating ram testicles.
The producers end up wasting an extravagant mission on a week with hardly any stakes!
Of course hes not!
Meanwhile, CT is disappointed in his new partner Kam, who starts slacking once Leroy gains the lead.
Kyle understood this roleverywell.
Kaycee makes an obligatory lesbian joke about never having balls in her mouth before.
Everyone is vomiting and struggling to down a relatively small portion of disgusting food compared to challenges past.
The final stage is finding the tools to scratch a chalkboard that reveals a code to unlock the cage.
The two most unexciting people in the game to have in power win yet again.
Before the agents go home, TJ has to scold the teams who quit, per his contract.
Back at the house, Gabby and Fessy are caught on camera having a G-rated rendezvous.
Cory is very adamant in his confessionals that Fessy wants Tori, an engaged woman at the time.
Whatever the reason, Im grateful because it means we get another unbelievable moment of Fessy breaking guy code.
But Fessy lacks that much awareness of other peoples feelings.
First, in his confessional, he clarifies that nothing happened between him and Tori.
Do you, Fessy?
I have a million questions about the specificity of this forecast.
But the fact that Fessy doesnt at least laugh this comment off saysa lot.
At the club, Nany is telling Kam that shes ready to get her skull.
And its beensomany seasons.
I wouldnt be surprised if Fessy, an unabashed fuccboi, did tell Aneesa that he cared about her.
But theres no reason for her to believe this when he rejected her the first chance he had.
She tells Nany that she knows hes going to take him from her if she wins the elimination.
At the Crater, Gabby and Cory and Nany and Kyle get called down to the sand.
Gabby takes the first round, but Nany makes a comeback, scoring the last two points and winning.
Nany begins to cry because she hasnt won an elimination in a long time.
Now its time for Fessy to break free from the shackles of Aneesa as hes been dying to do.
Nany steals him without any hesitation or, Im sorry, Aneesa but….
I dont know why people cant preface these things politely!
Aneesa looks like that disoriented Spongebob meme, and I genuinely think shes about to burst into tears.
And maybe Aneesa should adopt that attitude.
She does this self-deprecating bit as she walks down to the sand to stand next to him.
TJ cant control his laughter.
Its excruciating to watch.
Finally, Big T is handed off to Cory.
If not, its whatever.
