The Challenge: All Stars

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This weeks episode is pretty meaty, so lets get right into it.

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In the latter case, he definitely couldve just bought one at Party City or on Amazon.

I didnt read this as a diss, because Mark is in amazing shape.

The two are lying in lawn chairs joking about something unsubstantial.

Next, we move on to another surprisingly difficult challenge.

The producers are also trying to establish some sort of storyline for Derrick before the challenge starts.

The conceit of the challenge is pretty simple.

Its called Rig Cage Pass.

They repeat this process four times until all the balls are put in the net.

If you fall off one of the beams, youre obviously disqualified.

In their defense, this does look extremely terrifying.

But the producers make Derrick and Jisela half-heartedly pretend to be sports commentators with a fake chyron and all.

I really dont need this show thinking itsSaturday Night Liveor making Derrick, of all people, do bits!

The producers really like to spotlight Big Easy simply for trying and not needing to go to a hospital.

The announcement is pretty anticlimactic.

I prefer when everyone who makes it to the final is told at once and jumps up and down.

Im also just upset that this show is about to be over!

If you lose, you lose!

Im not really sure that this is true.

Yes, she has the most elimination experience.

But it also matters whatkindof elimination it is.

But Aneesa is still paranoid because she always goes home right before the final.

Im kind of sick of her singing this song every season.

Shes the tiebreaker between Yes and Nehemiah, which makes it all the more intense.

Its very dramatic, and Jonna has a cynical smirk that speaks for all of us.

Aneesa ends up voting for Nehemiah, which shouldnt be that big of a deal.

But for Jisela, this is grounds for terminating her friendship with Aneesa.

At the club, Jisela is furious because Aneesa got her involved in her dirty game.

Unless youre working on a team, Aneesas choices are completely her own.

I also just cant respect a request that isnt based on any sort of strategy.

Anyway, Aneesa is befuddled by Jiselas refusal to be her friend because women dont do this.

Well, women dont do this in real life.

Aneesa also says shes tired of being portrayed as a bad person on the show, which Ikind ofget.

First, the teams have to work together to get ten rings on a chain over a 9-foot pole.

The first person to climb the ladder and ring the bell wins for their team.

At first, I thought Nehemiah and Kendal had one in the bag.

I dont feel bad, considering how mean she was to Aneesa over a decision that didnt affect her.

Jisela is still able to power through.

Nehemiah ends up falling off the ladder, allowing Big Easy to hit the bell first.

I dont care to relish in another Big Easy moment.

Im sensing a purge before the actual final because there are still too many people.

Regardless, everyone is proud of themselves for making it this far, and they should be.