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First, Adam Driver and Marion Cotillard had us all quibbling about the exact definition ofduring cunnilingusinAnnette.

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Then Paul Verhoeven threw some fuel on the fire bycondemningHollywood puritanism ahead of the premiere of his lesbian-nun movieBenedetta.

Im talking, of course, aboutCow, Andrea Arnolds new documentary about cows.

And yet, theres one scene where Arnold decides to sow her wild oats.

Midway through the film, Luma starts wildly mounting her fellow cows.

This can only mean one thing: Shes in heat.

A bull is brought in to perform the traditional duties of his sex.

First, the two cows face off in the pen.

Then, as tension builds, they start to slowly circle each other.

Its clear that they are literally horny.

Finally, after an eternity, the bull starts tolickLuma yes, just like Adam Driver.

If this years Cannes lineup is about anything, it turns out to be the importance of proper foreplay.

The farmers inCowdont seem like bad people at all; indeed, they appear gentle and conscientious.

But thats the point.

They are people, not cows.

You dont have to be a vegan to find that pretty mooving.

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