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The Olympics are happening.

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But on the plus side, everyone loves making fun of thecardboard anti-sex beds.

This is a running roundup for both of those feelings.

There is deep concern.

This post will update as the Games continue.

THE ULTIMATE LOW: But should this even be happening?Like, really,shouldit?

In the worst cases, they can find themselves suddenly unable to land safely.

Now, hestrying to apologize.

“Honestly, a lot of that criticism is tinged with some misogyny and racism.”

  • per@uhdowntownasst.

The girls represent Japan, Brazil, and Japan.

YOU MAKE US PROUD, HIDILYN!

HIGH: At least video-game music is fun?

Others entered in the corner of the NBC screen next to a giant ad.

Would you like to learn more about Finland?

Sorry, youre gonna learn about Uber instead.

HIGH: Oh, hey, its hot oily Tonga guy again!

), and waiting for all the countries to march in and wave the flag is just interminable.

Who among us, etc., etc.

perform a version orchestrated by Hans Zimmer.

It was also a reference to the drawings that originated during the 1964 Tokyo Olympics.

This is the kind of endearingly nerdy stuff the Olympics needs.

Just one thing lurching into another totally different thing, with no transitions or cohesive themes.

HIGH: Naomi Osaka lighting the Olympic cauldron.She deserves!

NAOMI OSAKA#Olympicspic.twitter.com/mdmmTwFO8O

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