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All Chris Harrison wanted to do was show us some bloopers.
What a complete and unmitigated bummer this episode was.
Andwhat did we learn?That Victoria F. wasnt cool about the whole thing?
And Kelsey cried a bunch?
Thats how this reunion episode felt.
Lets get t
OH!
Victoria shows up in a long white gown because shes ready to marry Peter.
Also, his conflict should show Hannah Ann and Victoria that hes all-in on Madison.
Suddenly a car pulls up and Madison gets out.
These three brunettes stand to face their judgment.
The first rose goes to Hannah Ann because duh and Peter gives his second and final rose to Madison.
When Madison accepts the rose, Peter asks, You sure?
Chris Harrison asks the women to chime in on Madisons ultimatum.
Good talk, everyone.
Lexi says that Alayahs biggest crime was treating the whole thing like a competition.
You mean the televised game show that youre all on?
Then, everyone is talking over each other.
Things are gettingspicyas Chris Harrison imagines lying on a warm beach with no one screaming at him.
She keeps insisting that she never called Kelsey an alcoholic but was only concerned about her.
Whatever, Tammy, any goodwill you had going from early season talking heads has been ruined.
I called you a dramatic fucking bitch.
I love this bitch.
Then its Mykennas turn to do her impression of a woman in a Reba McEntire music video.
Tammy interrupts her and asks how long Mykenna rehearsed this and Im not mad at Tammy for that one.
Its time for Kelseys turn in the hot seat.
They talk about her relationship with Peter and how he accepted her and how Kelsey was justsooOOOOoooemotional.
Is Ashley I. Kelseys role model?
Its time for Victoria F.s turn in the hot seat.
Peter seems like a pretty accepting partner, except he takes it to the unmanageable extreme.
Mykenna asks him why he put her through a rose ceremony if he wasnt interested in her.
Peter thanks everyone and they tell him theyre glad he followed his heart.
Is it time to bloopers yet?
Rachel Lindsay is there to talk about a very serious issue.
Chris Harrison asks if any of the women from this season have received hateful messages.
Every single one raises their hands.
The show also doesnt offer any solutions or condemnations about the messages.
Who hasnt heard someone refer to a period of time in their life as a journey?
So maybeThe Bachelorcould introduce some language to talk about what exactly is happening here in the fandom.
But instead of doing that, BLOOPERS!
See you next week for the two-part finale?!?!
