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Quick, get your buddies from the Justice Department on the phone.
Bonus points if they have access to a closet of sparkly ball gowns.
(And also to woo her in the process, we guess.)
Who to emulate from the show: Jason Tartick, not your typicalBachelorettecontestant … business as a financial adviser.
Here are a few phrases that have been repeated over the years.
