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Because sometimes if talking doesnt help you get through it, drinking will.
So that was a cool and fun time for us.
Dating is hard, so I get it.
Does it make her scarier knowing shes actually a grown-ass man hopped up on Flakka?
Thats not rhetorical, the answer is yes.
Is he just that good in bed?
Is he a literal demon?
Is it both things?
And how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget?This is more WTF?
It might all be a dream, but it is still scary as, well, hell.
Alexa, how do I know if youre possessed?
WHO WAS TALKING TO HER, GUYS?
Ghost Party!
So, nothing is fine and everything is terrible.
And how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget?Three, just not before bedtime.
Things are already weird there.
And how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget?Three, chugged consecutively.
And how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget?Four, in silence.
Its one or the other.
Oh, and then the boy fetus eats the girl fetus.
And how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget?Five out five cans, man.
Did you read the part about her biting the goblin baby sac open?!
With her teeth?????
Theres no confusing that moment for a dream.
The moment when the team realizes whats happened ischilling.
Go figure that the scariest thing to happen onEvilhas nothing to do with the supernatural.
And how many cans of margaritas will it take to forget?ALL OF THEM.
