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On Saturday, Robert Pattinson finallychimed in with a havent you people ever heard of the Batman?
And now we have the most emo Batman sinceWill Arnetts Lego version.
Emos, time to do whatever the emo version of rejoicing is.
This ones for you.
The black-and-red Warner Bros. logo
Oooh,edgy.Like whenScooby-Doomade the Warner Bros. logo look likeScoobys dog tag.
Thats how you knew you were getting into somethingtwisted.
The Kurt Cobain of it all
Pattmans atrueNirvana fan.
He didnt buyNevermindjust so he could replay the singles.
Hes walking out to Something in the Way.
Thats the last track on the record.
Youve probably never heard of it.
Are those Doc Martens?
LIES, man
Someone call the Jokerbecause theres political angst afoot and its time to unleash the werewolf.
Weve seen theNightmare Before Christmasaisle at Hot Topic; we know how much emos love a cartoon skeleton.
To the BatMaN
Salad Fingerswrote this.
Brooding in the rain
Hes not crying.
Theres just rain on his face.
This caked foundation
These ex-juggalos are mad as hell and theyre not gonna take it anymore!
Library fight
Pattman is sensitive.
He has astudylike inBeauty and the Beast.He keeps the lights off because he doesnt want to actuallyread,justcryandfight.
The terror-hearse says DOA
DO YOU GET IT???
Pattmans Batman voice
Hes vengeance, bitch!
Why does Batman look like aDeath NoteOC?
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