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Drake started out this quarantine with ason revealand anArchitectural Digestmansion tour.
Right now, were not looking for Drake to weep about a woman he hurt orstart beef from afar.
All he needs is a little one-liner and a good beat.
But that doesnt mean hes excused from a good clowning.
Here are some of the funniest, most cliche, galaxy-brain bars from DrakesDark Lane Demo Tapes.
Deep Pockets
Inspired by a few, but my mind really drives itself like Tesla.
Wow, a glimpse inside a geniuss mind.
Chicago Freestyle (feat.
This interaction undoubtedly took place at the Cheesecake Factory.
Toosie Slide
Petal off a rose like I love her not, maybe not.
Drakes lyricism really jumps out when hes rejecting women.
Desires
How you goin vegan but still beefin with me again?
You believe in angles more than angels.
Instagram hotties, do not let this Drake bar deter you from your passion.
Landed
Wrote this with a Cartier pen.
Do I sound different?
And I bought that girl a shovel cause she gold-diggin, yeah.
At least he knows he gave them the tools.
Every potential wife in the world knows theres a stash of Birkin bags waiting for her in Drakes closet.
She deserves them she works hard!
Losses
Like Im tryna show the waves, this is no cap.
Drake, yo, no we cant swim!
I do it for the Grahams, not the Gram.
Astonishingly, this is the first time hes used this.
It was always you and I without the T-Y.
Leave it to Drake to quote a black female icon.
Well let it slide for Queen Latifah.
