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(Though theres speculation he actuallyjust pushed his flight up from Saturdayafter the blowback.)

The Zodiac Killer himself, ironically sporting a mask with the Texas flag.

Maybe hes trying to flex on his chilly friends at home by getting his tan on?

Maybe his local grocery store ran out of ceviche ingredients?

Either way, these Ted Cruz memes are keeping us warm today (because Ted wont).