Summer House
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Actually, I think this is exactly the time forSummer House.
This is different, though.
I feel as if were in the same space now, which lends this show perfectly to our moment.
The format also seems purpose-built for filming during a pandemic.
I think this arrangement will be even better forSummer House.
What will it be like when the cameras are on for the whole week?
Oh, and they have to cook for themselves.
I think this COVID-based filming solution will work even better because this is a group with some history.
These are people who know one another and have their own self-appointed roles.
That is the essential premise of everything on Bravo.
Then, of course, there are the new people.
Hes so short GameStop stonks want to squeeze him.
Okay, okay, Im done.
Thats it for the season, I promise.
I wont stoop so low again, unless I need to whisper a secret to Steven.
Its like theres a whole shantytown of Amazon boxes.
Strangely enough, all the conflict in this episode centers on Hannah.
I think she is actually way more drama than we think she is.
Well, Im with Hannah.
Why be passive-aggressive when you’re free to just wipe the air?
This isntCold Glares-terpiece Theatre.
Hannah is mad because Lindsay invited everyone in the house but her to a New Years Eve party.
As I have said before, Lindsays love language is conflict, and she propagates it wherever she goes.
She apologizes for it, but maybe Lindsay should make herself a little less easy to parody.
Well, there we have it.
Turns out he was with his friend, which everyone is pretending they didnt know about.
They all knew Ciara was cast on the show.
How are they going to act all shocked that Luke is showing up with someone?
Also, we learned that he and Hannah have never had P-in-the-V sex, which is shocking to me.
She wants to show that shes cool with it; she just wants to have a good summer.
Oh, its going to be a great summer, indeed.
