Summer House
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No, just kidding.
The actual MVP would be Danielle.
That is not a joke, either.
She earned the title that drunken night when Lindsay freaked out on Stephen and he threatened to leave.
Danielle took his suitcase and put it in her room to keep him in the house.
But she really earned it the next morning.
She also sucked up the spilled espresso martini off the beer-pong court, so, theres that.
Then, when he doesnt respond, she texts about him ignoring her.
The dude is busy bonding with the bros. Hes not even looking at his phone!
Stephen takes the bait but stops short of actually leaving the house.
The season is over.
I cant possibly make any more short jokes.)
Stephen, meanwhile, is someone who runs whenever there is trouble or confrontation.
Now, on to more stable relationships, like Paige and Perrys.
Oh, just kidding.
They broke up too.
This thing was professional.
I mean, theyre planning to do it in Jersey City; it might as well not even happen.
This celebration might not have even happened without Stephen.
At least these Amazon addicts upcycled something this season.
It just buoys my wizened gay heart that there is so much genuine love in this littleBiosphere 2for drunks.
Is that the patriarchy speaking or is it my horniness for Kyle and Carl to make out?
Finally, she tries to not be mad when Amanda asks Paige to be a bridesmaid but not her.
Paige kept quiet about him and this is her reward.
We all have friends with partners we hate, but we tolerate them because we love our friends more.
When Hannah said that she didnt want to be invited to the wedding, I knew it was over.
Not just her friendship with Amanda, but maybeSummer Houseas a whole.
It was like a little view on an actual group of friends.
Even though there was drama, theyd get over it and still party together.
That seems like its come to an end with Hannah going rogue this season.
(I loved when she acknowledged that this season she has not been good at controlling her anger.)
I get enough of that onHousewives.
Lets go back to Danielle for a minute, shall we.
He is also normal and nice and seems to fit in perfectly.
Danielle tells him that she really enjoys his company and wants to keep what they have going.
He tells her that he likes it too and wants her to be his girlfriend.
But eventually it must.
All kisses eventually part, all fireflies die, all leaves turn ruddy and fall to the ground.
Summer, like Stephen, is always a little too short.
