Summer House
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I hate this show for making me agree with Lindsay Hubbard, a category-five hurricane during an 8.5 earthquake.
As everyone is sitting around the bonfire raging about what is going on with Luke and Hannah (a.k.a.
Thats what is frustrating about this whole episode.
All the genders are engaging in their various locker room talks.
Then he says, And Jules, this is in the circle of trust.
But Jules stays silent.
The Circle of Trust is not something that can be imposed on someone.
It is something that must be agreed to.
Thank you, Jules.
Thank you for doing your job.
Paige and Amanda, however, cant believe he would do that while flirting and carrying on with Hannah.
But if Hannahs not mad, how can they be so upset?
That seems to be the big insult to everyone.
Carl says, Why are you coming at them like that?
First of all, Paige is usually in her room trying on clothes and texting her boyfriend.
That is literally all she has done this season.
She is beautiful, stylish, charming, fun, and charismatic.
Secondly, that is a really weak insult.
Its like countering a slap to the face with a tickle of the ribs.
Now that is happening and he didnt even get to have sex with Hannah.
Amanda accuses him of lying and manipulating Hannah.
But its not like hes out to hurt Hannah.
Hes not manipulating her any more than any dude trying to sleep with a woman is.
He is not a mastermind.
He has not thought this thing out into the future.
He is not separating her from her friends and grooming her.
Hes not smart enough to be this diabolical figure that Amanda and Paige think he is.
Hes just a kinda stupid dude doing what kinda stupid dudes do.
Its clear that Amanda, in particular, just does not like Luke.
No wonder Luke throws his Solo cup in the air and tries to walk away.
But, oh girl, did we hear it.
Dont break my boob!
Dont break my boob!
Luke is silent, possibly because his mouth is otherwise occupied?
It sounds like theyre having a great time even though theyre keeping everyone in the house awake.
Amanda at first thinks its Carl and Jules having sex with the door open.
Oh yes, Carl and Jules.
It is now Jules turn.
Carl needs the amorous attention of a woman after his failed attempts at courting Lindsay and Sarah.
This sounds like some story Jordan would have told everyone.
The real couple of the weekend is Kyle and Amanda.
There is nothing more hilariously charming than Kyle singing about Amandas FUPA to the Oompah Loompah song.
He tells her that, despite everything, he can be romantic.
