Summer House
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I have been all around the world and have learned many (dirty) words in many different languages.
Maybe not even ships, but definitely novelty pool floats.
Youre bended, I have no idea what any of that means.
Did Carl just call him Chris Kirkpatrick?
And what about bended?
Does that mean hes drunk?
Does that mean his penis has a funny shape and bends to one side?
The best part of this whole fight, really, is Kyles reaction to Luke.
There has never been a better description of rock climbing.
Its between,quelle surprise, Kyle and Amanda.
I added the More life!
myself, but that is the only thing that could have made it more withering.
You know where he is.
Hes at Southampton Social having fun with his friends.
The point is that you two are supposed to be apart that night, and that is fine.
I feel like there is definitely going to be a guy/girl divide in this fight.
While Amanda is calling Kyle, Luke tells her to leave him alone.
The girls, of course, take Amandas side.
What, exactly, did Amanda want to say to him?
Did she just want to feel like a priority?
I dont get it.
Then again, I am a man.
They say you should never go to bed angry.
That is true unless one or both of you is drunk.
This is the worst solution I have ever heard.
What Kyle needs to do is put some distance between them.
He is so wrong.
Kyle has this fantasy that they are going to be this entrepreneur power couple.
That is not in the cards.
While were talking about fighting couples, let us once again revisit the doomed union that was Larl.
Carl mentions to the housemates that he wants to bring Barrys Bootcamp Sarah out for the weekend.
When Lindsay gets wind of this idea her immediate response is, Hide the knives.
Give her all the knives.
If Carl brings that woman to the house just weeks after dumping Lindsay, he deserves all the stabbings.
Carl continues to care absolutely nothing about her feelings.
Whew, man, that is a tough sparkling hard iced tea to swallow.
He says he wants a relationship that is easy.
Carl, that does not exist.
Meanwhile, Lindsay is on a date with Stephen, who is Hailey Joel Osments buff younger brother.
They also talk about what they want out of relationships.
Is that what straight people talk about on first dates?
Maybe its not that I dont speak straight guy, maybe I just dont speak straight, periodddddttttttt.
Praise Bea Arthur for being queer.
What is going on with this dude?
Later, after a night out, they both get naked and get in the pool together.
I love making out in a pool at night.
and Jordan says, Im done, and they get out.
However, Jules then tells us that Jordan is having a hard time getting the car in the garage.
Is it the cold water?
Is it something else?
Is it his virginity?
