Summer House
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The second, however, was always observed.
Just look at what happens after the quick breakup of the short-lived institution known as Larl.
After their breakup talk, Carl tells everyone downstairs that theyre now just friends.
Bring the rose, Amanda says.
Its alreadyboys versus girls in the world series of love.
Lindsay was so broken up it rendered her five-minute prep time totally unattainable.
Luke mentions his date with Hannah and Carl scream-asks if Luke knows shes already dating someone.
Why does Carl think he needs to be the one who polices the key to Hannahs chastity belt?
Oh, I beg to differ.
She is like an Energizer bunny fueled by grievance and anger.
Elon Musk has a patent for a battery that stores the power of Lindsays rage.
Ironically,Locked in the Closet Cryingis also the name ofAaron Shocks upcoming memoir.
It was the most Lynchian moment I have ever seen on reality TV.
In other house news, Luke and Hannah (Huke?)
as a couple is just getting started.
I have to admit, Lukes cheesy flirting with Hannah is so incessant that its starting to get grating.
Hannah beats Luke at Ping Pong.
Hannah beats Luke at Skee-Ball.
Hannah beats Luke at shooting hoops.
Then she swerves at the last minute and tells him they cant kiss quite yet.
Hannah, your open for business underwear has been revoked!
I dont want to be tied down, she says.
I think making out with male models is more on brand for me.
Her open for business underwear are immediately returned.
I do need a bit more background on the breakup with Armand, though.
She told Luke that with guys she usually gets too in control and then breaks up with them.
It seemed like she wasnt in control with Armand and maybe thats what she liked.
Things with Jules and Jordan really seem to be taking off.
Are Jordan and Danielle on this season or what?
Why dont they have a full share?
What is even going on?
She tells him that shes sexually greedy and just wants to get off.
After making out for awhile, he tells her it is too hot in there and gives up.
Unless … there is a problem.
She knows something shes not saying.
Then Kyle orders chicken tenders at the batting cages and my mind is made up.
Always go where there are fried chicken strips.
But then Danielle arrives and the girls tell her that they ordered chicken strips for her.
DAMN YOU, CHICKEN TENDERS!
How will I make up my mind now?
Jules counters that Amanda is back with Kyle even though he cheated.
Amanda says that is one thing Kyle did, whereas Jordan is lying about his life in general.
What does everyone think Jordan is lying about?
Is it that hes more in the closet than Lindsay after a breakup?
Is it that he and Aaron Schock are in a long-term relationship?
He doesnt shout it just once, but twice, to check that Kyle heard.
First of all, Kyle would totally do it.
So, yeah, its just a bunch of dicks at the batting cages.
