Summer House
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I have to admit that I fully dont understand the logistics ofSummer House.
How much shit do each of these people need for 48 hours at the beach?
Their diet is also a little suspect.
I dont get it.
I dont get it at all.
Other than supply lines (remember going to stores, guys?!)
this episode is really about couples, mostly falling apart but sometimes coming together.
Amanda breaks out in slow tears in the restaurant and rightfully tables this discussion for later.
They dont talk about this decision again, one that Amanda is not taking lightly, nor should she.
It is okay for them to have their own careers and their own businesses.
Both Kyle and Amanda take some time to talk to their respective mothers.
Give this woman a Panera Bread gift card and an advice column, already.
Next up is Carl and Lindsay, the beaten dead horse that we used to call Larl.
Carl goes to console her and finds her on the phone talking to her Aunt Rhonda about the situation.
This is sort of why Lindsay was mad in the first place.
Carl pulls her for a chat, which is where we end the episode.
But Lindsay does not freak out.
Now we get to our fun couples, starting with Hannah and Luke.
I think this is the difference between boys and girls.
Amanda is wearing a nude dress with white polka-dots that looks like a sexier version of something fromPretty Woman.
Finally, we are at Jules and Jordan.
Too exhausted for one kiss or even a few minutes of making out to appease her?
Jules has a surprise in store, however.
Think ropes, think shackles, think butch restraints.
Why does he keep rebuffing Juless advances?
If hes sexually attracted to her, as he claims, then why not just have sex with her?
Shes not pushing him for anything more.
Why is he pushing her away?
None of this makes any sense.
Sorry, Jordan, but if youre not sleeping with Jules then you are not on the show.
You should get an Uber and go right to the train station and back to the city.
