An exclusive interview with the new spokesponge for Old Spice.
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SpongeBob SquarePants isnt slowing down any time soon.
I guess if people want to film me doing regular stuff, thats up to them!
He then charged me for one of his business cards.
When the shoot finally wrapped, I talked with the famous star one last time.
SpongeBob seemed to speak only in exclamation points, each quote more enthusiastic than the last.
he exclaimed to me, before heading back into his pineapple house at the end of the day.
I love my life!
I love being busy!
I love smelling good!
I love my job!
I love my friends!
I love this door mat!
After all, who else has a face thats so perfectly combined with his body?
And who else could claim to be the epitome of cleanliness except, you know, a literal sponge?
Even previous Old Spice guys cant compete with that.
