Southern Charm
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That is not the case.
Apparently it is the slow, twisting echo that a party makes as its going down the drain.
It is the sound of our destruction.
But for some reason Im more excited to watch it here than onRHOC.
Did you see the previews?
Its Madison telling Austen not to come home if he hasnt been tested.
Its like theyre in prison!
Just look at their houses.
The episode proper starts with this mustard-yellow flophouse that looks like it needs a paint job.
Then the duvet comes down and its Austen.
Seeing Thomas on my screen is that bad.
I mean, come on Bravo.
Now, I dont like to talk about kids like this, but let me just say that …
I see a lot of myself in this Hudson, and we all know how I turned out.
I heard that Jason is having an affair, Kathryn tells him.
Craig immediately doubts it and says as much and tells Kathryn she shouldnt be saying that.
She also denies it.
Craig then texts Cameran about what Kathryn is saying.
Kathryn says she is unremorseful because of how mean Cameran was to her for so many years.
But does she forget that she then became a Kathryn apologist when she got her shit together?
I should also remind you that this is all about someone whoisnt even on the showthis season?
Why are we questioning the fidelity of her husband when shes not even central to the story?
But wait, is thiswhyshe isnt on the show?
Was she going to do it and then dropped out when Kathryn came for her?
Its just white walls and canister lighting.
I was expecting Nene Leakes to come out of the kitchen at any moment saying, A white refrigerator?
Perhaps youve heard of his family?
Its headed by a guy with a round face and an impossibly large mustache.
Yes, he created canned potato chips.
No, I shouldnt be mean.
Hes handsome and tall and a little burly.
He just moved to Charleston from San Diego where he left his ex-wife and two sons.
We end with a whimper and not with Shep banging anyone.
What will this year bring her?
Nothing if not serenity.
